If Nathan won't do it
If Tom won't do it
And Jay won't do it
Then go for Siva's model pout instead

If Max didn't hide it
If Nathan didn't hide it
Then why can't I find it
All the guys have tried it on now
And looked wrong somehow

So I'm getting my pout ready
Getting my pout ready now

It's a band photo
We gotta get into a nice straight row
Hope you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now

Cause Max won't wash it
And Jay won't wipe it
Don't mean to drop it
But cleaning just drives us out
Of our heads
When I'm handed pictures to sign and I'm trying to be patient
But girls all go berserk for their screaming adoration
Because they say it helps it's to maximize flirtation
but I must get back to this shoot

This bit's slow mo, then we get back into a nice straight row
As our fame increases, schedules on press releases
And so our fans already know (pause) exactly where to go now

I wonder if I'll be the solo star, but I'm worried if I do depart
Then my place in the band will go
And it'll break up our nice straight row
Row row row row row
We're all standing
Slow mo slow mo slow mo

It's a band photo, we gotta get into a nice straight row
How you can't see the creases and they've ordered the pizzas
Being a heart-throb ain't easy you know
Guess what time we get up, get up now